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  • Number of visits : 2866
  • Number of comments : 458
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LemonStarship : What's up guys here's a little about myself, the names Anthony Limon (facebook the name) but you can call me Lemon. I love meeting new people and talking so don't hesitate on messaging or humoring me!


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TODAY , MAH GRANDPA WAS WEREING FLIP FLOPS AND WHITE SOCKS!! HE ENTERD MAH RESTROOM , AND THE MOMENT HE DID IT , I REALIZD THERE WAS NO TOILET PAPER LEFT!! I FELT TOO ASHAMD TO INTERRUPT HIS DUMP , SO I WAITD FIR HIM TO ASK FIR PAPER , HE NEVER DID AND CAME OUT WITHOUT SOCKS!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28357) - you deserved it (4776)

On 12/10/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by dayum (man) - Mexico (Chihuahua)

Today, I finally got a old of ma usband wo I aven't actually talked to in 2 and 1/2 weeks since e is deployed and it's ard to cat. He told me e couldn't talk because e was in an epic battle, in Call of Duty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30545) - you deserved it (4195)

On 12/07/2009 at 2:16pm - love - by Dejected (woman) - United States (California)



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