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  • Number of visits : 3068
  • Number of comments : 458
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LemonStarship : What's up guys here's a little about myself, the names Anthony Limon (facebook the name) but you can call me Lemon. I love meeting new people and talking so don't hesitate on messaging or humoring me!


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Today, my grandpa was wearing flip flops and white socks. He entered my restroom, and the moment he did it, I realized there was no toilet paper left. I felt too ashamed to interrupt his dump, so I waited for him to ask for paper, he never did and came out without socks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32142) - you deserved it (5267)

On 12/10/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by dayum (man) - Mexico (Chihuahua)

Today, I finally got a hold of my husband who I haven't actually talked to in 2 and 1/2 weeks since he is deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle, in Call of Duty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34356) - you deserved it (4531)

On 12/07/2009 at 2:16pm - love - by Dejected (woman) - United States (California)



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