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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 March 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 443
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LeeB : I am a drummer, I play all sorts but mostly Avenged Sevenfold, Green Day and Arctic Monkeys. My favourite bands are the ones I mentioned above^ I am very outgoing, and love making new friends :) I LOVE VIDEO GAMES! I play BF3 & BF4, Call of Duty (All of them), Minecraft, and I am on. Xbox :) My gamertag is xBloodStone, add ne if you wish :D

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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LeeB's favorite FMLs

Today, things were getting heatd with the grlfriend. We were mostly nakd, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissd her deeply an whisperd into her ear, "You should loose some wieght". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

Today , Ma Broter Tried To Convince Me To Get A Clitori Piercing At Is Recently Opened Piercing Studio . FML


I agree, your life sucks (59951) - you deserved it (6052)

On 05/17/2013 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice kind beautiful talented funny sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41823) - you deserved it (2775)

On 12/08/2012 at 5:44am - love - by ouch. - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today I Sat On Santa's Lap . He Got An Erection . FML


I agree, your life sucks (40172) - you deserved it (9460)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today , I was taking a nap while mah mom was at work. I woke up when she came home an didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again , I went downstars an our 52" plasma screen TV , mah xbox 360 , an $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't mah mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57811) - you deserved it (12234)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:21pm - misc - by fuckMYlife94321 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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