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  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3514
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Lebeaugars95 : 6ix 🍁

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Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27643) - you deserved it (3578)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:14am - health - by pikachu_43 - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. In the middle of it he said, "I want us to be covalent bonds". I didn't understand what he meant, and he actually stopped to explain it to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25645) - you deserved it (6816)

On 01/30/2015 at 10:11am - intimacy - by Chemist-why (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting a haircut. During the haircut, the barber cut her hand. She hesitated for a minute then continued to run her hands through and cut my hair with her bloody fingers. FML

Today, I texted my boyfriend a few dirty messages at lunch time and told him how badly I wanted him home. He texted back lecturing me on how I shouldn't be so drunk so early. I was totally sober, but now I need a drink. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32876) - you deserved it (5010)

On 01/20/2015 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by fun in functioning, I suppose - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML


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On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38249) - you deserved it (3298)

On 01/18/2015 at 4:58pm - misc - by pissed out pants (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I thought one of my flatmates was beating his girlfriend, so I barged in about to stop him. Turned out they were having really rough sex. FML

Today, I heard my mother say, "I feel bad for any girl that marries him because he's, what's the word? Metrosexual!" To my girlfriend. About me. FML


Today, my husband and I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child. The only thing my father did was look at my husband and tell him his pull out game was weak. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35080) - you deserved it (3433)

On 11/16/2014 at 12:29am - kids - by wtfdad - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I get to add spaghetti sauce to my rather extensive list of things that don't belong in a person's eye but that end up in mine anyway. Other items include molten cheese, rock salt, orange juice, chips of nail polish, cotton fibers, and firework ash. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27905) - you deserved it (4588)

On 11/14/2014 at 4:58pm - health - by gspotter (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43221) - you deserved it (3408)

On 11/13/2014 at 5:20pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36097) - you deserved it (5367)

On 11/10/2014 at 9:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27365) - you deserved it (4708)

On 11/03/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32436) - you deserved it (3419)

On 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm - kids - by lexigan4 (woman) - United Kingdom

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