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Lebeaugars95's favorite FMLs
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
by Anonymous / 06/14/2015 at 4:10am / United Kingdom (Stockport) / Miscellaneous
by pikachu_43 / 03/21/2015 at 11:14am / United States (California) / Health
by Chemist-why / 01/30/2015 at 10:11am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Animaldude55 / 01/27/2015 at 6:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I texted my boyfriend a few dirty messages at lunch time and told him how badly I wanted him home. He texted back lecturing me on how I shouldn't be so drunk so early. I was totally sober, but now I need a drink. FML
by fun in functioning, I suppose / 01/20/2015 at 2:54pm / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
by mybfthecrossdresser / 01/20/2015 at 10:08am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML
by pissed out pants / 01/18/2015 at 4:58pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by JefferyLillie / 01/07/2015 at 3:31am / United States (North Dakota) / Intimacy
by UnchainedGaruda / 11/17/2014 at 10:29am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by wtfdad / 11/16/2014 at 12:29am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, I get to add spaghetti sauce to my rather extensive list of things that don't belong in a person's eye but that end up in mine anyway. Other items include molten cheese, rock salt, orange juice, chips of nail polish, cotton fibers, and firework ash. FML
by gspotter / 11/14/2014 at 4:58pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/13/2014 at 5:20pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/10/2014 at 9:28am / Germany (Berlin) / Love
by hellalegit / 11/07/2014 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Kids
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I’m in Rome for Halloween. I went out with few friends and spent the night with a man. The… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…