Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Leanne798

Online | Search for a member

Leanne798

2Liked!

Leanne798
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3735
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Leanne798's page activity

Visits<b>HyunnK</b> - 17 hours ago<b>VeganDarkLight</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 1:32am<b>maxyutd</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 12:08pm<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 4:11am<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 9:14pm<b>waffleeater_153</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 3:42pm<b>xSalashawty</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 11:39am<b>Mrhammer404</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 1:22pm<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 2:04pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 12:54pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 9:40pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 6:34am<b>silentseries</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 10:28am<b>awkwardology</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 12:40pm<b>kittina</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 12:02pm<b>Mugi</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 12:20am<b>BananaN0se</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 1:05am<b>shivamtrivedi</b> - the 02/19/2014 at 6:10am

Liked!<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 2:10am<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 11:36pm

Leanne798's FML badges

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of Leanne798's badges

Leanne798's favorite FMLs

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

#14922394
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (127117) - you deserved it (5543)

On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I had to leave my one-night stand in my flat because I was giving a guest lecture at the local university. Halfway through, I hear someone sneaking in so I jokingly asked if they had a 'wild night out.' It was the guy I slept with. FML

#14119620
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10875) - you deserved it (37252)

On 12/07/2010 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by openmouthinsertfoot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "what were you reaching for?" FML

#13940137
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28024) - you deserved it (9235)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by reesemaster (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27756) - you deserved it (13146)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to the dentist. I had to get a tooth removed. In the middle of the procedure, the power went out. I had to sit there for an hour to wait for it to come back on. The anesthetic wore off before he started working on me again. FML

#13603751
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29885) - you deserved it (2303)

On 10/26/2010 at 4:34pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

#13589464
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41130) - you deserved it (4021)

On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I watched a grizzled, old gas station attendant with a stain on her blouse use my driver's license to pick something out of her teeth. FML

#13559030
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30745) - you deserved it (2505)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

#13536412
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37010) - you deserved it (6800)

On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

#13180631
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36071) - you deserved it (4113)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

#13137769
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7600) - you deserved it (72224)

On 09/21/2010 at 12:49am - animals - by awesome - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML

#12894056
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38574) - you deserved it (3147)

On 09/03/2010 at 11:43pm - misc - by mandy16 (woman) -

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

#12851592
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53398) - you deserved it (4173)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43323) - you deserved it (12936)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46982) - you deserved it (14828)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML

#12120834
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37631) - you deserved it (4421)

On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa



Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML
  • Madonna must be the only person breathing a sigh of relief right now thanks to all the idiots arguing about the colour of a dress. Thanks to a badly-lit photograph, everyone seems to have forgotten that she super…

Friday 27 February 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: