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Leanne798

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Leanne798

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  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Leanne798's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56562) - you deserved it (3508)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (143163) - you deserved it (8129)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
439 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78007) - you deserved it (8137)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60535) - you deserved it (3124)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

#16965226
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43906) - you deserved it (2804)

On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

#16830910
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35717) - you deserved it (9790)

On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

#16166972
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28679) - you deserved it (4892)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

#15851636
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34675) - you deserved it (7996)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my family and I discovered that my sleepwalking has escalated into sleep-raiding-the-fridge, after I woke up on my kitchen floor in a puddle of melted ice cream, surrounded by my parents, brother, and dogs. Apparently my recent dieting plans aren't going over too well with my subconscious. FML

#15842272
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30767) - you deserved it (3998)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:30am - health - by norestforthewicked -

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

#15078337
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44573) - you deserved it (8769)

On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started my community service at the dog pound. I like animals so I thought it would be a good place to do it. As I arrived they were throwing dogs that had been euthanized into a dump truck to be taken to a landfill. That was my job for the day. FML

#15063959
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44037) - you deserved it (5656)

On 02/21/2011 at 10:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52259) - you deserved it (42860)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

#14922394
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (135167) - you deserved it (6000)

On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I had to leave my one-night stand in my flat because I was giving a guest lecture at the local university. Halfway through, I hear someone sneaking in so I jokingly asked if they had a 'wild night out.' It was the guy I slept with. FML

#14119620
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12198) - you deserved it (39254)

On 12/07/2010 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by openmouthinsertfoot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "what were you reaching for?" FML

#13940137
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28234) - you deserved it (9254)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by reesemaster (man) - United States (Georgia)



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