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Leanne798
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1222
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I spent 3 hours in my home recording studio. I was recording vocals and was trying to hit a very hard series of notes. I nailed it after 2 hours and listened. You can hear the vocals, but the EQ settings were tweaked in just the right way where you can hear my dog licking his nuts. FML

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On 01/22/2010 at 12:08am - animals - by Parental (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML

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On 01/07/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by Sanchez (man) - United States

Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML

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On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States

Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to: "If we ever broke up, I would kill myself." I didn't even know we were even going out. FML

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On 12/13/2009 at 7:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

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151 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my friend accidentally left her facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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On 11/29/2009 at 1:31am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML

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On 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by chacha - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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On 11/27/2009 at 4:39pm - love - by Nobody (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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On 10/22/2009 at 8:30am - misc - by scarred - Sent from mobile version

Today, during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop. The referee made me put it back in my mouth. FML

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On 09/24/2009 at 6:10pm - work - by ewewew (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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On 09/23/2009 at 4:14am - love - by garrett (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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On 09/19/2009 at 5:04pm - misc - by weddingcrashed (woman) - United States (California)



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