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Leanne798

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5881
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Leanne798's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML

#20027548
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41889) - you deserved it (2500)

On 08/18/2012 at 1:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

#20025968
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27393) - you deserved it (2914)

On 08/17/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by Sarah - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML

#20003299
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25800) - you deserved it (3319)

On 08/05/2012 at 1:23am - health - by wut (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

#19908128
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37810) - you deserved it (1841)

On 07/08/2012 at 2:58am - misc - by JadedBaker (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

#19887326
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38805) - you deserved it (3906)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by BunniesOnAcid - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

#19873048
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40579) - you deserved it (1927)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

#19870672
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54438) - you deserved it (2563)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:48am - health - by Jobby (woman) -

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

#19848904
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10530) - you deserved it (30680)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML

#19797334
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49110) - you deserved it (2424)

On 06/16/2012 at 3:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45679) - you deserved it (4270)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, when she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML

#19739013
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28007) - you deserved it (6433)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML

#19612395
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28951) - you deserved it (2295)

On 05/12/2012 at 4:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML

#19324505
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31033) - you deserved it (3923)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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