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Today... I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean... so he could borrow them later. looool Which may have been reasonable... if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

#17516529
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41589) - you deserved it (2877)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I discovered the reason mah favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack an balls "to clean up the stank". FML

#17404409
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52685) - you deserved it (3509)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, House Was Raided Fir Drugs!! I Had To Find Out Father Is A Drug Dealer!! The Cops Then Told Me This Wasn't There First Time Here, But It Was The First Time I Was Home To See It!! They Said It Was Nice To Finally Meet Me!! FML

#17375446
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48313) - you deserved it (2401)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Taday I got a complaint from nieghbor about a little girl staring at her through guest bedroom window for the past month . I live alone . And now I'm scared to live in looool own house . mega FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53443) - you deserved it (3282)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Taday I got a complaint from nieghbor about a little girl staring at her through guest bedroom window for the past month . I live alone . And now I'm scared to live in looool own house . mega FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53443) - you deserved it (3282)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133541) - you deserved it (7382)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73981) - you deserved it (7705)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , I got home from work to fine my house covered in graffiti dicks , the windows smashed , the front lawn entirely ripped up , and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying , "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door nieghbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59368) - you deserved it (3045)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah sister confessd looool to me that she sold some of mah old shrts to the grlho's stalking me!! This explainshy I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

#16965226
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42459) - you deserved it (2711)

On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today as I passad mah fiancé tha pancaka I had just mada ha vocalisad his happinas with a groan that was EXACTLY lyk tha ona ha makas whan wa hava sax. So on a saxinas rating I'm a pancaka. FML

#16830910
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35575) - you deserved it (9772)

On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

TODAY, I STARTED PETTING MAH COUSIN'S DOBERMAN. NOW, WHENEVER I STOP HE GROWLS MENACINGLY. FML

#16166972
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28572) - you deserved it (4888)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today... I finally got te courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous tat instead of saying... ( Hi... I'm Veronica... ) I said... ( Veronica... I'm ig. ) FML

#15851636
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33145) - you deserved it (7785)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah family and I discoverd that mah sleepwalking has escalatd into sleep-raiding-the-fridge, after I woke up on mah kitchen floor in a puddle of meltd ice cream, surroundd by mah parents, brother, and dogs. Apparently mah recent dieting plans aren't going over too well looool with mah subconscious. mega FML

#15842272
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28919) - you deserved it (3821)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:30am - health - by norestforthewicked -

Today someone startd an event on Facebook 4 tomorrow calld Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people r attending. There r only two redheads in mah school and I'm one of them. mega FML

#15078337
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44421) - you deserved it (8761)

On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started mah community service at the dog pound!! I lyk animals so I thought it would be a good place to do it!! As I arrived they were throwing dogs that had been euthanized into a dump truck to be taken to a landfill!! That was mah job 4 the day!! FML

#15063959
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41178) - you deserved it (5362)

On 02/21/2011 at 10:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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