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Leanne798

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 July 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6736
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Leanne798's page activity

Visits<b>roock87</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 5:04pm<b>Zetom</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 7:09am<b>aleuznelav</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 9:16pm<b>A_Wilson0311</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 10:08pm<b>ruler805</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 10:08pm<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 3:07pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 3:28am<b>bella_rose14</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 12:14am<b>baileyx7439</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 7:56pm<b>Kruitdamp</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 6:45am<b>ifuckuprandomly</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 6:44pm<b>edmunson</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 1:02pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 9:21am<b>freeport_aidan</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 10:45pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 7:13am<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 10:48am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 2:15pm<b>jxr24313</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 4:17pm

Fucked!<b>roock87</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 11:05pm<b>A_Wilson0311</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 4:08am<b>baileyx7439</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 1:57am<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 4:48pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 8:15pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 2:32pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 1:41pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 4:02pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 7:12am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 6:10am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 5:18pm<b>Steve97</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 5:46am<b>FiFaguY</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 9:10am<b>Tenker</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 6:56am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 3:44am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 5:49pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 2:02pm<b>ruler805</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 8:36am

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Leanne798's favorite FMLs

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML

by nicholascageonyourface / 06/09/2013 at 1:13am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2013 at 9:25am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I got mugged on the way to my 21st birthday party at a bar. I begged the thug to at least throw me my ID, only to have him laugh and run away singing "happy birthday". FML

by ididntevendrinkthatnight / 06/07/2013 at 1:14am / United States (New York) / Money

Today, I took a dump in the woods at a secluded lake. I used the leaves of a seemingly harmless tree to clean myself. However, I was unaware that the leaf was poisonous. It feels like a thousand hornets are attacking my ass-crack. FML

by poisonivyretard / 06/04/2013 at 1:15pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Health

Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML

by festival virgin / 05/29/2013 at 3:11pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and sister in the coat room. FML

by lizzie / 05/25/2013 at 2:55am / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

by Liferuinedforever / 05/14/2013 at 3:13am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Kids

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

by tdrtnlz / 05/11/2013 at 2:25am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Love

Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML

by serialkillingex / 05/07/2013 at 3:45am / Netherlands / Love

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

by wtfmama / 05/04/2013 at 8:51am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids

Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML

by Anonymous / 04/13/2013 at 9:14pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

by Anonymous / 04/11/2013 at 11:42am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

by Anonymous / 04/04/2013 at 2:04pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Transportation

Today, I boarded my first airplane flight. The girl on my right is sick, and the guy on my left says he gets extremely nauseous on flights. My earphones can't block out the panting and retching on either side of me. FML

Today, I was chatting with a co-worker, and she mentioned she has trouble swallowing pills. I replied that I'm lucky, because I have next to no gag reflex. Half the guys at the other registers abruptly went silent, and I'm now being constantly hit on. FML

by Anonymous / 03/28/2013 at 4:56pm / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Work