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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 July 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6453
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Visits<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 10:48am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 2:15pm<b>jxr24313</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 4:17pm<b>nider</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 6:47am<b>cohenb93</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 12:34am<b>thinlinetele</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 8:12pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 7:52pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 8:32am<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 7:36am<b>Kruitdamp</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 4:53pm<b>DerrickJames</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 4:11pm<b>Carnage23</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 8:45am<b>raven83</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 9:23pm<b>racerboy102</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 11:18pm<b>brentt2711</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 4:24pm<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 2:44pm<b>Hurr_Durr_Fml</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 1:01pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 11:24am

Fucked!<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 4:48pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 8:15pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 2:32pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 1:41pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 4:02pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 7:12am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 6:10am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 5:18pm<b>Steve97</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 5:46am<b>FiFaguY</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 9:10am<b>Tenker</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 6:56am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 3:44am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 5:49pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 2:02pm<b>ruler805</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 8:36am<b>paravoz</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 8:13am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 12:43am<b>igg125</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 12:08am

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Leanne798's favorite FMLs

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

by betrayed / 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

by Camille / 07/13/2010 at 8:02pm / United States (Maine) / Work

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML

by PissyPants / 06/20/2010 at 1:12am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

by pumpkinlover89 / 03/27/2010 at 4:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I spent all day and last night in the bathroom. The seafood I'd been keeping in the refrigerator apparently had gone bad, and is now intent on finding its every possible route to the Great Porcelain Whirlpool. FML

by Anonymous / 03/12/2010 at 4:44pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Health

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

by ShayisPay101 / 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML

by Anonymous / 01/26/2010 at 12:25am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, I spent 3 hours in my home recording studio. I was recording vocals and was trying to hit a very hard series of notes. I nailed it after 2 hours and listened. You can hear the vocals, but the EQ settings were tweaked in just the right way where you can hear my dog licking his nuts. FML

by Parental / 01/22/2010 at 12:08am / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals

Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML

by PeanutlyDisabled / 01/08/2010 at 2:23am / France / Kids

Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML

by Sanchez / 01/07/2010 at 12:22pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML

by Davios / 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to: "If we ever broke up, I would kill myself." I didn't even know we were even going out. FML

by Anonymous / 12/13/2009 at 7:28pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

by errrmkl46 / 12/02/2009 at 1:25am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, my friend accidentally left her facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

by Anonymous / 11/29/2009 at 1:31am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML

by chacha / 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm / United States / Intimacy