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Leanne798

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 July 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6546
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Visits<b>edmunson</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 1:02pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 9:21am<b>freeport_aidan</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 10:45pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 7:13am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 06/01/2016 at 2:54am<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 10:48am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 2:15pm<b>jxr24313</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 4:17pm<b>nider</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 6:47am<b>cohenb93</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 12:34am<b>thinlinetele</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 8:12pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 7:52pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 7:36am<b>Kruitdamp</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 4:53pm<b>DerrickJames</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 4:11pm<b>Carnage23</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 8:45am<b>raven83</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 9:23pm<b>racerboy102</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 11:18pm

Fucked!<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 4:48pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 8:15pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 2:32pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 1:41pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 4:02pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 7:12am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 6:10am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 5:18pm<b>Steve97</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 5:46am<b>FiFaguY</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 9:10am<b>Tenker</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 6:56am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 3:44am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 5:49pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 2:02pm<b>ruler805</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 8:36am<b>paravoz</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 8:13am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 12:43am<b>igg125</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 12:08am

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Leanne798's favorite FMLs

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

by Anonymous / 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to leave my one-night stand in my flat because I was giving a guest lecture at the local university. Halfway through, I hear someone sneaking in so I jokingly asked if they had a 'wild night out.' It was the guy I slept with. FML

by openmouthinsertfoot / 12/07/2010 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Intimacy

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "what were you reaching for?" FML

by reesemaster / 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the dentist. I had to get a tooth removed. In the middle of the procedure, the power went out. I had to sit there for an hour to wait for it to come back on. The anesthetic wore off before he started working on me again. FML

by Anonymous / 10/26/2010 at 4:34pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

by Anonymous / 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm / United States / Love

Today, I watched a grizzled, old gas station attendant with a stain on her blouse use my driver's license to pick something out of her teeth. FML

by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 4:17am / United States (Colorado) / Health

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

by maddiee. / 10/21/2010 at 11:20am / Indonesia (Jakarta Raya) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

by Andrew / 09/24/2010 at 6:22am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

by awesome / 09/21/2010 at 12:49am / United States (Arizona) / Animals

Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML

by mandy16 / 09/03/2010 at 11:43pm / Health

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

by fmlskank93 / 09/01/2010 at 7:10am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

by Bailey / 08/22/2010 at 2:58am / United States (Nebraska) / Kids

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML

by Busted / 07/26/2010 at 8:26am / South Africa / Miscellaneous