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Leanne798

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Leanne798
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4305
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Visits<b>munuxi</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 6:14pm<b>HairyPunisher</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 2:33pm<b>HyunnK</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 11:25pm<b>VeganDarkLight</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 1:32am<b>maxyutd</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 12:08pm<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 4:11am<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 9:14pm<b>waffleeater_153</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 3:42pm<b>xSalashawty</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 11:39am<b>Mrhammer404</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 1:22pm<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 2:04pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 12:54pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 9:40pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 6:34am<b>silentseries</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 10:28am<b>awkwardology</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 12:40pm<b>kittina</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 12:02pm<b>Mugi</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 12:20am

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Leanne798's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML

#5148313
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (183565) - you deserved it (19018)

On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML

#4998689
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47979) - you deserved it (15997)

On 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

#4874486
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47272) - you deserved it (6348)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML

#4696975
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58974) - you deserved it (3415)

On 08/21/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

#4539697
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125491) - you deserved it (6530)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35189) - you deserved it (79066)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML

#4488799
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102586) - you deserved it (5139)

On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that not only has my father been cheating on my mother with another woman, but they have a child together with the same name as me. FML

Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML

#4317825
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74972) - you deserved it (2972)

On 08/05/2009 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that bees like to make hives in odd places, like in your vintage car's trunk. I also found out that they don't like it when you break their hive in half when you open the trunk to get out a spare tire. FML

#4260917
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45849) - you deserved it (3780)

On 08/03/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Stung (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML

#3912171
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48067) - you deserved it (5892)

On 07/20/2009 at 7:31pm - misc - by fatgirl4 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

#3714352
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73077) - you deserved it (6269)

On 07/13/2009 at 11:00am - misc - by FirstKiss (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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