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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5855
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Leanne798's favorite FMLs

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

#15078337
438 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48466) - you deserved it (9138)

On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started my community service at the dog pound. I like animals so I thought it would be a good place to do it. As I arrived they were throwing dogs that had been euthanized into a dump truck to be taken to a landfill. That was my job for the day. FML

#15063959
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44862) - you deserved it (5731)

On 02/21/2011 at 10:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53341) - you deserved it (43526)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

#14922394
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (138452) - you deserved it (6138)

On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I had to leave my one-night stand in my flat because I was giving a guest lecture at the local university. Halfway through, I hear someone sneaking in so I jokingly asked if they had a 'wild night out.' It was the guy I slept with. FML

#14119620
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12678) - you deserved it (40088)

On 12/07/2010 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by openmouthinsertfoot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "what were you reaching for?" FML

#13940137
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30476) - you deserved it (9544)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by reesemaster (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30913) - you deserved it (14129)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to the dentist. I had to get a tooth removed. In the middle of the procedure, the power went out. I had to sit there for an hour to wait for it to come back on. The anesthetic wore off before he started working on me again. FML

#13603751
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33640) - you deserved it (2579)

On 10/26/2010 at 4:34pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

#13589464
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45000) - you deserved it (4335)

On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I watched a grizzled, old gas station attendant with a stain on her blouse use my driver's license to pick something out of her teeth. FML

#13559030
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34387) - you deserved it (2791)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

#13536412
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39337) - you deserved it (7090)

On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

#13180631
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39341) - you deserved it (4414)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

#13137769
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8776) - you deserved it (78024)

On 09/21/2010 at 12:49am - animals - by awesome - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML

#12894056
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41237) - you deserved it (3321)

On 09/03/2010 at 11:43pm - misc - by mandy16 (woman) -

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

#12851592
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56779) - you deserved it (4451)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)



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