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Leanne798

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  • Number of visits : 4895
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Leanne798's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent 3 hours in my home recording studio. I was recording vocals and was trying to hit a very hard series of notes. I nailed it after 2 hours and listened. You can hear the vocals, but the EQ settings were tweaked in just the right way where you can hear my dog licking his nuts. FML

#7490681
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23572) - you deserved it (4925)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:08am - animals - by Parental (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML

#7212033
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34773) - you deserved it (2936)

On 01/08/2010 at 2:23am - kids - by PeanutlyDisabled - France

Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML

#7198357
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39732) - you deserved it (2526)

On 01/07/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by Sanchez (man) - United States

Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML

#6975608
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33241) - you deserved it (5105)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States

Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to: "If we ever broke up, I would kill myself." I didn't even know we were even going out. FML

#6740845
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36056) - you deserved it (2562)

On 12/13/2009 at 7:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

#6563359
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49040) - you deserved it (3525)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my friend accidentally left her facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

#6506923
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40764) - you deserved it (8064)

On 11/29/2009 at 1:31am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML

#6494612
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30569) - you deserved it (4536)

On 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by chacha - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

#6480893
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56742) - you deserved it (2855)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:39pm - love - by Nobody (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

#5942211
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53072) - you deserved it (2850)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:30am - misc - by scarred - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

#5515193
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47164) - you deserved it (4608)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop. The referee made me put it back in my mouth. FML

#5451406
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48821) - you deserved it (4250)

On 09/24/2009 at 6:10pm - work - by ewewew (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

#5424081
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15042) - you deserved it (40156)

On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom



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