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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 July 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6761
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Leanne798 : Whaaaat? Were you expecting to find an actual profile?
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Visits<b>roock87</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 5:04pm<b>Zetom</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 7:09am<b>aleuznelav</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 9:16pm<b>A_Wilson0311</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 10:08pm<b>ruler805</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 10:08pm<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 3:07pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 3:28am<b>bella_rose14</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 12:14am<b>baileyx7439</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 7:56pm<b>Kruitdamp</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 6:45am<b>ifuckuprandomly</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 6:44pm<b>edmunson</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 1:02pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 9:21am<b>freeport_aidan</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 10:45pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 7:13am<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 10:48am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 2:15pm<b>jxr24313</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 4:17pm

Fucked!<b>roock87</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 11:05pm<b>A_Wilson0311</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 4:08am<b>baileyx7439</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 1:57am<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 4:48pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 8:15pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 2:32pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 1:41pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 4:02pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 7:12am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 6:10am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 5:18pm<b>Steve97</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 5:46am<b>FiFaguY</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 9:10am<b>Tenker</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 6:56am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 3:44am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 5:49pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 2:02pm<b>ruler805</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 8:36am

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Leanne798's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers, and as I looked for a bowling ball that would fit my hand properly, an old man watched me searching, and approached asking, "Is that how you are with women? Fingering them, tossing them in the gutter, and looking for another?" FML

by weldingmachine217 / 11/16/2015 at 4:47pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML

by Koizumiii / 11/15/2015 at 1:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation

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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if you mix beer, an axe, shotgun shells and bad judgment, you get a rather expensive hospital stay. FML

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML

by Anonymous / 10/24/2015 at 10:33pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML

by Anonymous / 10/16/2015 at 11:05am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2015 at 3:35am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, after saying I'd edit and revise a coworker's report so he could go home and spend his anniversary with his wife, he sent me a file. Upon opening it, it was pictures of men wearing strange fetish gear while being dominated. He has yet to send me the correct file and I'm scared to ask. FML

by Anonymous / 09/28/2015 at 4:33pm / United States (Nevada) / Work

Today, my dad introduced me as his pet orangutan. I'm a redhead. FML

by philosophicallll / 09/28/2015 at 4:25pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Animals

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Today, my boyfriend cooked us a romantic dinner using the oven. The oven he recently hid $3,000 in for safekeeping. We essentially just spent thousands of dollars on a casserole. FML

by Lucachoo / 09/21/2015 at 8:35pm / United States (California) / Money

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Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

by Gassy / 09/21/2015 at 10:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, someone photoshopped my head onto some nude girl's body and spread it around at school. It was shockingly convincing. Now everyone's calling me a slut, and the worst part is I have no idea which photo the person used or where they got it from, so I can't prove it's a fake. FML

by Anonymous / 09/11/2015 at 1:25pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, after nearly 2 years, my now ex-girlfriend decided she was ready to have sex. Specifically, sex with my dad. FML

by pontwa / 08/23/2015 at 9:45am / Australia / Love

Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2015 at 8:08pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML

by Anonymous / 07/15/2015 at 12:29pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML

by Anonymous / 07/08/2015 at 4:50pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love