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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 July 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6448
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Leanne798 : Whaaaat? Were you expecting to find an actual profile?
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Visits<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 10:48am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 2:15pm<b>jxr24313</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 4:17pm<b>nider</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 6:47am<b>cohenb93</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 12:34am<b>thinlinetele</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 8:12pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 7:52pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 8:32am<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 7:36am<b>Kruitdamp</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 4:53pm<b>DerrickJames</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 4:11pm<b>Carnage23</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 8:45am<b>raven83</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 9:23pm<b>racerboy102</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 11:18pm<b>brentt2711</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 4:24pm<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 2:44pm<b>Hurr_Durr_Fml</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 1:01pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 11:24am

Fucked!<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 4:48pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 8:15pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 2:32pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 1:41pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 4:02pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 7:12am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 6:10am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 5:18pm<b>Steve97</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 5:46am<b>FiFaguY</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 9:10am<b>Tenker</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 6:56am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 3:44am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 5:49pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 2:02pm<b>ruler805</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 8:36am<b>paravoz</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 8:13am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 12:43am<b>igg125</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 12:08am

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Leanne798's favorite FMLs

Today, after saying I'd edit and revise a coworker's report so he could go home and spend his anniversary with his wife, he sent me a file. Upon opening it, it was pictures of men wearing strange fetish gear while being dominated. He has yet to send me the correct file and I'm scared to ask. FML

by Anonymous / 09/28/2015 at 4:33pm / United States (Nevada) / Work

Today, my dad introduced me as his pet orangutan. I'm a redhead. FML

by philosophicallll / 09/28/2015 at 4:25pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Animals

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Today, my boyfriend cooked us a romantic dinner using the oven. The oven he recently hid $3,000 in for safekeeping. We essentially just spent thousands of dollars on a casserole. FML

by Lucachoo / 09/21/2015 at 8:35pm / United States (California) / Money

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Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

by Gassy / 09/21/2015 at 10:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, someone photoshopped my head onto some nude girl's body and spread it around at school. It was shockingly convincing. Now everyone's calling me a slut, and the worst part is I have no idea which photo the person used or where they got it from, so I can't prove it's a fake. FML

by Anonymous / 09/11/2015 at 1:25pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, after nearly 2 years, my now ex-girlfriend decided she was ready to have sex. Specifically, sex with my dad. FML

by pontwa / 08/23/2015 at 9:45am / Australia / Love

Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2015 at 8:08pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML

by Anonymous / 07/15/2015 at 12:29pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML

by Anonymous / 07/08/2015 at 4:50pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, I learned how my coworkers differentiate between my coworker and me as we have the same name, when I overheard one of them ask the other, "Which one, ugly Leslie or hot Leslie?" When the answer was "ugly Leslie," he walked straight to me. FML

by makeover-needed / 07/06/2015 at 5:32pm / United States / Work

Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML

by Anonymous / 06/09/2015 at 4:52pm / Ireland / Intimacy

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

by Anon / 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

by seethroughpee / 05/06/2015 at 1:22am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

by parkoursam / 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Health

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