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LeafsGuy92
  • Town/Country : Port Rexton, CA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 September 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 64
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About LeafsGuy92 : I'm John-Ross, I play guitar and sing, love the Maple Leafs, and Moosehead Lager (:
Also, Shinedown is, and always will be my favorite band!! :D

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Today, I was offered a job that pays far more than I expected, being a high school senior. My parents decided they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college, which is why I was looking for work in the first place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45066) - you deserved it (2241)

On 11/16/2013 at 6:39pm - work - by Remy (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

#20577290
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I agree, your life sucks (54051) - you deserved it (4928)

On 04/06/2013 at 10:15am - intimacy - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my best friend was throwing me my bachelorette partly. A cop came by and said there have been complaints about the noise. Thinking he was the stripper we ordered, we pulled him into the house. He was an actual cop. FML

#20577218
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36461) - you deserved it (17978)

On 04/06/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by Evalynne - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48903) - you deserved it (5422)

On 04/06/2013 at 7:42am - misc - by confusedcatlover (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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