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About Leadamp : Hello. I am from Ireland. I play guitar and have been for 5 years. My favourite song to play is Imagine by John Lennon. I love playing the XBOX 360.
I want to be a psychiatrist when I leave school and I would love to have a VW van, the old sixties hippie ones not the seventies and eighties ones that are really boxy.
I love reading. My favourite book is either 1984 by George Orwell or Of Mice And Men by John Steinbeck.
Please feel free to message me and I'll get back as soon as possible.
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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML
Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML
Friday 28 August 2015