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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 December 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 386
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML


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