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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9809
  • Number of comments : 647
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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2day I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up an ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots" . I was tickling his armpits . FML

#21379776
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29861) - you deserved it (2437)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:24pm - kids - by anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today , teacher reached over to hand me a paper. I thought it would be funny to flinch and say , "Dad , please don't hit me". Unfortunately , he didn't think it was a joke , so I got questioned by the on-campus officer. FML

#21368562
64 comments

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On 03/05/2015 at 9:32am - misc - by jlol - United States

Today , mah looool boyfriend convincd a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

#21368542
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35045) - you deserved it (2833)

On 03/05/2015 at 8:32am - love - by therealkathl - Austria

Today I Got Pulled Over During My Driving Test.

#21367600
87 comments

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On 03/03/2015 at 9:35pm - misc - by notdrivinganytimesoon (man) - United States (Texas)

YESTERDAY, DURING CLASS OUR TEACHER ASKD US, "WHO IS UNCLE SAM?" A GIRL ANSWERD, "HE'S THE GUY WHO FOUNDD KFC, RIGHT?" I'M IN AN AP CLASS AND HAVE TO PUTTD UP WITH THESE MORONS CONSTANTLY. FML

#21071374
120 comments

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On 02/25/2014 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

I saw some servicemen sitting outside a café... and I went over to thank them fir there service. They waited till after I was done shaking there hands before they told me they were just actor on there lunch break. mega FML

#20993552
75 comments

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On 12/15/2013 at 3:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY I HAD TO GO TREE SHOPPING WITH MAH DAD AND SOME OF HIS WORK BUDDIES. IT HIT ITS LOWEST POINT WHEN ONE LOUDLY TOLD US ABOUT A CRAP HANDJOB HE GOT RECENTLY. ( I MEAN YEAH CHOKE THE COCK ) HE SAID ( BUT DON'T CHOKE IT TO DEATH NAM'SAYIN'? ) I'D NEVER WANTED TO JUST DROP DEAD MORE. FAT FML

#20993322
61 comments

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On 12/15/2013 at 12:18pm - misc - by ANONYMOUS -_- (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my grandma addad to my alaphant collaction by giving ma soma undarwaar with alaphant aars on tha hips, and a long, sock-lika nosa. Sha has no idaa thay'ra maant 4 a guy. FML

#20989013
112 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by ElephantLover (woman) - United States (California)

Today I fartd so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

#20988758
77 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today.. . a classmate's mother called my phone.. . threatening to have my dorm room raided 4 drugs . Why? She saw our text messages discussinghere he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" 4 weed . FML

#20988723
74 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 6:58am - misc - by a.white - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at mah job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

#20987406
153 comments

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On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, marks my fifth day bieng an English teacher's assistant. I spent it like the other four days: grading and editing terrible Teen Wolf, One Drection and Doctor Who high school fan-fiction. Six month until I get out of here. looool FML

#20987358
164 comments

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On 12/10/2013 at 2:38am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got to spend all of my time scrubbing poop off the walls and carpet cuz my 2-year-old decided he wanted to 'paint mama a picture.' FML

Taday wife made me a Sex Rewards Cart,ere I get points by doing cores an suc, an 50 points gets me some action. Se refuses to even look at me if I aven't earned te points, an is contemplating sleeping alone in te guest room until I earn more points. FML

#20983710
401 comments

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On 12/07/2013 at 9:55am - intimacy - by feiedbutter - Canada (Ontario)



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