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Laxinitup
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  • Number of visits : 3988
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Laxinitup : "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." George Orwell

"Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile." Albert Einstein

"That which does not kill us makes us stronger." Friedrich Nietzsche

"Speak softly and carry a big stick". Theodore Roosevelt


Just a typical guy. If you want to know more feel free to message me, or not; either way.

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Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67074) - you deserved it (30174)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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