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About Laxinitup : "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." George Orwell

"Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile." Albert Einstein

"That which does not kill us makes us stronger." Friedrich Nietzsche

"Speak softly and carry a big stick". Theodore Roosevelt

Just a typical guy. If you want to know more feel free to message me, or not; either way.

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Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67744) - you deserved it (30449)

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