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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 January 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1206
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Lasak : A very cynical Law student.

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Lasak's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset so I politely asked where is bathroom was so I could "powder my nose". After ten minute of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. real FML

#17134367
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36355) - you deserved it (4426)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:18am - misc - by anonymous - Canada

2day I got mugged . I also got an extra kick in the face fir not having money in mah wallet . FML

#17131745
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33132) - you deserved it (3279)

On 07/16/2011 at 2:23am - money - by Tanner - United States (Tennessee)

Today... I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef pourd boiling water over hands... an another shoutd "50 POINTS!" FML

#9067691
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35939) - you deserved it (6209)

On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, mah boyfriend got rejected by his dream college . In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart an that it's their loss . He replied, "Of course u think so, you're an idiot!" FML

#6926430
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31136) - you deserved it (4526)

On 12/24/2009 at 6:41pm - misc - by imamonster1992 (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I received a 4 page letter in the post from a woman telling me she was Alan's wife!! She spoke about their wedding in 2004 , their two beautiful kids who love their daddy very much (she included pictures) , and how much she loves him!! Alan is mah husband of 7 years!! real FML

#6683091
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48104) - you deserved it (2640)

On 12/09/2009 at 6:47pm - love - by _RobotInDisguise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

today the dentist sneezed in mah mouth. mega FML

#3386815
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98316) - you deserved it (5577)

On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got pulld over heading home from college!! My car was full of mah stuff from moving out an I couldn't reach the glove box!! I told the cop this, an askd if he wantd me looool to go around to the passenger side to get mah paperwork!! He agred!! When I got out of the car he pepper sprayd me!! FML

#1844293
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (136653) - you deserved it (8906)

On 05/11/2009 at 2:55pm - work - by Ilovelife07 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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