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Lars93
  • Town/Country : Landgraaf, The Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 July 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 127
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Lars93 : I am the worst friend to have, but at the same time I am also your best.
to keep it simple, I am THAT one friend everybody has.

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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Lars93's favorite FMLs

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

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135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39522) - you deserved it (4602)

On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

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333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57458) - you deserved it (27443)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)



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