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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 203
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Lars93 : I'm the best and the worst friend you can have.
so basically I am THAT one friend everybody has.

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Lars93's favorite FMLs

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65370) - you deserved it (32742)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

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