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LanceGoodthrust

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LanceGoodthrust

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 April 1979 (36 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1000
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LanceGoodthrust : Turnt up for what? No, really, I'm asking for what...

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Visits<b>yellow33</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 4:10pm<b>Nicky_ham</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 2:32am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 5:57pm<b>melons</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 7:56am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 6:22pm<b>UhHuhHoney</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 3:00am<b>hi_im_ughlee</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 6:26pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 4:53pm<b>amileah13</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 3:18pm<b>spursfan101</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 1:54pm<b>maydayyparade</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 9:42am<b>missa8604</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 11:00pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 9:52pm<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 5:01pm<b>megahan</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 12:51pm<b>weezypanda420</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 9:37am<b>feliciaheartu</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 7:58am<b>KatVa</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 7:24pm

Fucked!<b>Nicky_ham</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 8:32am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 11:57pm<b>amileah13</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 9:18pm<b>weezypanda420</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 7:06pm<b>aprilnb1</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 9:10am<b>flyingmind</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 8:51am<b>symfora</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 2:57am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 3:03am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 4:13pm<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 12:07am<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 1:45am<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 7:46pm<b>e_is_for_eli</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 3:02pm<b>funsizedliz</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 6:44pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 5:59pm<b>kikoma</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 8:44am<b>DewIchigo</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 10:15pm<b>Kiernan151</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 7:24am

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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