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LadyLelan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 July 1974 (41 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1013
  • Number of comments : 364
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LadyLelan : 40-year-old chick, who's endured too much shit in her life to take any more from anyone.

Will shoot on sight any drama llama. With a cast iron pan. Twice.

LadyLelan's page activity

Visits<b>kinsmas</b> - yesterday at 12:19am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 9:57pm<b>BrokenMindFrame</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 4:04pm<b>jolaurr</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 8:46am<b>backdoorman010</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 8:38am<b>brandan020</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 12:35am<b>doodlebug13</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 7:31am<b>Artigedude65</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 3:21pm<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 8:09am<b>bahamit</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:52pm<b>Deadpool47</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:24pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 11:50am<b>Mortoli</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 9:10am<b>sprints54</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 6:48pm<b>coraline123c</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 2:48am<b>MidnightRain3</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 12:30am<b>Megatron_Griffin</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 10:47am<b>dewberry2001</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 10:09am

Fucked!<b>doodlebug13</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 1:32pm<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 2:09pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 5:50pm<b>coraline123c</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 8:49am<b>dewberry2001</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 4:09pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 12:42pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:37am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 6:45pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 5:43pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 7:01pm<b>kawaii666</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 8:15pm<b>SPFINATOR1993</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 3:15am<b>ADBurns</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 3:57am<b>colton200456</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 7:35am<b>Stazza11</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 4:54pm

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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LadyLelan's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

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66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41975) - you deserved it (11708)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I enlisted in the military. My dad now finds it necessary to act like a drill sergeant. This includes yelling at me everywhere we go to prepare me for basic training. Training begins in four months. FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41841) - you deserved it (6312)

On 08/10/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, the battery cables on my car came loose, thus resetting my car's electronics to factory settings. The anti-theft system is now turned on, and I can't start my car with it on. Luckily, it turns off with a remote. The remote broke about six months ago. FML



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