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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 July 1974 (41 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1013
  • Number of comments : 364
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LadyLelan : 40-year-old chick, who's endured too much shit in her life to take any more from anyone.

Will shoot on sight any drama llama. With a cast iron pan. Twice.

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LadyLelan's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41975) - you deserved it (11708)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I enlisted in the military. My dad now finds it necessary to act like a drill sergeant. This includes yelling at me everywhere we go to prepare me for basic training. Training begins in four months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41841) - you deserved it (6312)

On 08/10/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, the battery cables on my car came loose, thus resetting my car's electronics to factory settings. The anti-theft system is now turned on, and I can't start my car with it on. Luckily, it turns off with a remote. The remote broke about six months ago. FML

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