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Today , my mum asked me , "Shouldn't you be cleaning yur room?" On impulse , I replied , "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32820) - you deserved it (112723)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today , after I spent two hours trying to teach my grlfriend to play sudoku , she broke up with me , tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake , imaginary game to make her feel stupid!! FML

#20167793
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31273) - you deserved it (3191)

On 11/18/2012 at 7:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

TODAY, I TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST. I WAS DISAPPOINTED IT WAS NEGATIVE, AS MAH FIANCÉ AN I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR FOUR YEARS AN HAVE A STRONG RELATIONSHIP. HE DANCED WITH HAPPINESSHEN HE DISCOVERED THE TEST WAS NEGATIVE AN TRIED TO HIGH-FIVE ME. FML

#20094767
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13207) - you deserved it (24317)

On 09/30/2012 at 5:30am - love - by BeforeItWasCool - United Kingdom

Today , a stranger calld me , saying I look ot in te bra I was wearing. Wen I ung up , tinking it was a joke , I opend te back door , an saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

#20079219
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30243) - you deserved it (1968)

On 09/19/2012 at 1:02pm - misc - by jitiizer (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorizd pet that could cause unnecessary damage to mah suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

#19223873
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30042) - you deserved it (3397)

On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I REALIZED THE $40 IPHONE CASE I BOUGHT TO KEEP MY NEW PHONE FROM GETTING SCRATCHED, SCRATCHED MY IPHONE. FML

#19114135
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24294) - you deserved it (5984)

On 02/19/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by LadyGore - Canada (Alberta)

Taday my bra burst apart in te middle of class. I ten ad te privilege of asking my male teacer if I could borrow is stapler to put it back togeter. FML

#19067640
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27316) - you deserved it (3966)

On 02/13/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by chlolivia (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, Mah Social Anxiaty Got So Bad, I Naarly Had A Panic Attackhan Too Many Paopla Joind Mah World Of Warcraft Party. FML

#19033739
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24638) - you deserved it (15755)

On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, mah boyfriend statd that we should play a gamehere one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture!! I thought it soundd fun so I said yes!! His frst question was, ( Do you shave your vagina? ) FML

#18802490
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26809) - you deserved it (8615)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, I sat on te kitcen counter in boxers for ten minutes running feet under ot water . Wy? Because dad tougt it would be funny to superglue feet togeter .

#18491637
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29500) - you deserved it (2734)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)

Today, I Told My Son He Couldn't Have A Toy. He Threw A Fit, Looked Me In The Eye, And Screamed, "Daddy's Right! You R A Bitch!" The Whole Store Was Watching. Big Fat FML

#18410529
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35730) - you deserved it (6068)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entre front yard on fre. FML

#18334271
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29407) - you deserved it (2403)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH PARENTS HAD A FIGHT AS TO WHICH ONE OF THEM IS THE MOST CULTURD. AS A RESULT, THEY'VE BEGUN WRITING MAH CHORE LISTS IN A VARIETY OF LANGUAGES. IF I DON'T DO THEM, I'M GROUNDD. I ONLY SPEAK ENGLISH. FML

#18025150
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24833) - you deserved it (2893)

On 10/19/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Missy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom looool fir the last month. fat FML

#17974807
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49440) - you deserved it (5603)

On 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

today my boyfriend was going down on me 4 the frst time !! He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself !! Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm 4 the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out !! FML

#17892959
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38009) - you deserved it (4242)

On 10/03/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Kayt (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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