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by Anonymous / 07/24/2016 at 2:40am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had to stop at Starbucks to get my boss a drink. His son, who is at least 30 minutes late to work every day, was just walking in as I was walking out with all of my stuff. FML
by jaym42013 / 07/22/2016 at 3:29pm / United States (California) / Work
by Foot In Mouth / 07/12/2016 at 10:46pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work
by Catnip / 06/30/2016 at 7:42pm / Germany (Hessen) / Love
by gross / 06/11/2016 at 3:56am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, a student threw her hot coffee at me after I told her I was giving her an F. For months I've been telling her she needs to hand in missing work, but she thought I was bluffing. She got suspended, but my clothes are still ruined and I still got burned. FML
by KayleeFrye / 03/05/2016 at 12:39am / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by rhymehoardhh / 03/04/2016 at 8:41pm / United States (Texas) / Money
by Tejanoswhy / 12/18/2015 at 1:16pm / Miscellaneous
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
by I Know How to Pick'em / 11/16/2015 at 7:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by erphy21 / 09/26/2015 at 4:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2013 at 5:48pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, while working at Home Depot, I was asked to cut some wire. When I asked her how much, she said, "From my computer to the wall". After explaining for a while that I didn't know how far that is, she left. FML
by tdawgg / 09/06/2013 at 10:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I was verbally abused by a customer at my job. Apparently, wearing "ugly, thick-framed hipster glasses as a fashion statement is a HUGE faux pas." These are my actual prescription glasses, and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML
by hipster glasses / 08/16/2013 at 7:08am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 07/28/2013 at 12:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I returned from a long business trip a day early to surprise my wife. She was sleeping, so I climbed into bed and started spooning her. Thinking I was an intruder, she simultaneously kicked me in the groin, elbowed me in the ribs, and smacked the back of her head into my jaw. FML
by good_aim / 07/27/2013 at 4:03am / United States (California) / Love