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Labyrinth13

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Labyrinth13

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 April 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 310
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Labyrinth13 : I come here when I'm bored at work in the middle of the night.

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Labyrinth13's favorite FMLs

Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML

#20973574
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47766) - you deserved it (3954)

On 11/28/2013 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML

#20495511
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31597) - you deserved it (4451)

On 02/06/2013 at 8:59am - animals - by DogLover (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was digging in my lawn, trying to ignore the suspicious glances coming from my nosy fuckball of a neighbor. When he asked what I was doing, I replied with dripping sarcasm, that I was digging up the schoolkids I killed last year. Fifteen minutes later, the cops he called arrived. FML

#20015702
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31296) - you deserved it (8596)

On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)

Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML

#17154480
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29834) - you deserved it (2402)

On 07/17/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by SonOfaSpy (man) - United States

Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML

#13252455
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23417) - you deserved it (3160)

On 09/29/2010 at 6:47pm - kids - by Mommy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I dyed my hair blonde for my boyfriend, hoping it would help spice up our sex life. His response? It's still a few shades off from his favorite porn star. FML

#6193403
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21344) - you deserved it (4716)

On 11/07/2009 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Blondegirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

#3799026
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38134) - you deserved it (4931)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)



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