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About LaZer_GaMe : Hi ! I'm a little french.. I speak english .. french also sometimes aha ! I play soccer , I like video games and .. the girls aha ! We said that the Americans are fat ... that it is raining all the time in England .. ! Message me :)

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Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered and instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French for potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked for an "apple of shit". FML

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