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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1093
  • Number of comments : 222
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About LPac5295 : Hello FML! Name's Logan! I check FML every day to see the misery others go through and notice how much I relate or feel bad for them. The beautiful girl in the pictures with me stole my heart and is way more attractive than me (though she thinks we are equally attractive). Luckily, I stole her heart as well and keep it safe. We are the happiest couple in our minds.
I AM THE GUY IN THE PICTURES, NOT THE WOMAN. If you came to talk to my girlfriend then you will be ignored. If you are an asshole and ask to talk to her anyway then you will be blocked or given a fake number. You have been warned. 😉
No I don't have a Kik and I won't be making one. Currently in college for electrical engineering technology. I'm a huge gamer and love to play. I mainly play my Xbox One, Wii U, 3DS and Steam.
If you want any of those or want to know something else about me for some reason then feel free to message me guys and gals! I'm a nice guy and I'm always down to talk to people and game with them!

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Today, while going down on my boyfriend, I must have gotten a little too enthusiastic because I ripped my tongue's frenulum. We then awkwardly went into the bathroom. While he was washing the blood off his penis, I was hung over the toilet bowl puking because blood makes me woozy. FML

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