Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

LLsuperfly

Search for a member

LLsuperfly

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 47966
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

LLsuperfly's page activity

Visits<b>Vitrolicz</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 11:29pm<b>jackpray99</b> - the 07/25/2014 at 11:48pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 2:23pm<b>Afroninja4566</b> - the 04/17/2014 at 1:15pm<b>Kyuzomi</b> - the 01/20/2014 at 1:52pm<b>toomuchmichelle</b> - the 12/08/2011 at 5:50am<b></b> - the 03/09/2011 at 10:21pm<b>stung_09</b> - the 06/27/2009 at 1:01pm<b>Envy3</b> - the 06/06/2009 at 2:23am<b>bigmad50</b> - the 05/08/2009 at 9:42pm<b>Jdubbs80</b> - the 04/29/2009 at 10:55pm<b>hellomynameisril</b> - the 04/23/2009 at 2:12pm<b>skinywiteboy805</b> - the 04/18/2009 at 12:47am<b>AshenSkies</b> - the 04/17/2009 at 4:39pm<b>irishfever</b> - the 04/16/2009 at 10:15pm<b>KelCee_E</b> - the 04/10/2009 at 12:52pm<b>xXcoolkidXx</b> - the 04/07/2009 at 6:25am<b>ambisaurus</b> - the 04/07/2009 at 2:33am

LLsuperfly's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

LLsuperfly's favorite FMLs

Today, I was visiting grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 an after about 30 minute I explaind to her ( I'm going to looool have to leave, it's just too hot in here ). She replid: ( You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell. ) I laughd. She didn't. FML

#993932
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60947) - you deserved it (5738)

On 04/15/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I performed in mah school play . Right before mah big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage looool and I became aroused . The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus . All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion . FML

#981592
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95565) - you deserved it (39062)

On 04/14/2009 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by jizzlemonster13 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (729439) - you deserved it (56575)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Taday I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulld impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parkd cars. FML

#888437
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10609) - you deserved it (65113)

On 04/09/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

I agree, your life sucks (365913) - you deserved it (41138)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got mah long hair cut in a short pixie cut . When mah five year old daughter saw me she laughd and proclaimd 'You look just like a man!' . That afternoon I got a concernd call from the school . My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML

#765462
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68252) - you deserved it (7678)

On 04/02/2009 at 12:14pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I Was Called By My 9 Year Old Son's Teacher. He Had Handcuffed Himself To His Desk With Handcuffs He Found In My Room. I Was Told To Please Bring In The Key An Not To Leave My Kinky Toys Outhere A Child Could Get Them. I'm A Cop.

#726983
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97078) - you deserved it (9157)

On 03/31/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by poo_shoe123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire so I assumd he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brothers wedding, and introducd me as ( the one ) to his entire family. FML

#720830
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106493) - you deserved it (7209)

On 03/31/2009 at 6:44am - love - by lizzardbreath (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN , I didn't know that messages u sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML

#665920
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33141) - you deserved it (86412)

On 03/28/2009 at 6:13pm - love - by WeezysBaby (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and putted an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts.

#651066
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31149) - you deserved it (77159)

On 03/27/2009 at 9:10pm - love - by Jim (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got hypnotizd in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotizd the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML

#500940
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65148) - you deserved it (9611)

On 03/20/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

#56665
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241567) - you deserved it (82259)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: