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LH0026

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LH0026LH0026
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1950 (65 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10235
  • Number of comments : 276
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

About LH0026 : My badge-hunting philosophy is "have no shame". Determined to get my 68 likes, one like at a time. Go ahead. Click that button.

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Liked!<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 1:27am<b>BlondePsycho</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 5:47am<b>briang959</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 2:44pm<b>feven</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 3:34am<b>swanheart</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 8:50am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 7:13am<b>PonyButt</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 7:10am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 7:51am<b>goxx974</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 8:54pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 1:19pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 3:12am<b>HighasaCloud</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 12:39pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 7:23pm<b>Gregor1234</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 9:39am<b>davered89</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 2:25pm

LH0026's FML badges

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Gold Rush

How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?

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LH0026's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
372 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11103) - you deserved it (97256)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35405) - you deserved it (7307)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36170) - you deserved it (4356)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML

#16657656
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13741) - you deserved it (48079)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)

Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML

#16464062
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29595) - you deserved it (3100)

On 06/02/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38839) - you deserved it (10484)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10958) - you deserved it (77046)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

#15427360
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58062) - you deserved it (6294)

On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38464) - you deserved it (32087)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12597) - you deserved it (51745)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML

#13787466
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48610) - you deserved it (17734)

On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my sixteen year old son told me that he's following his guidance counselor's advice: to do what his hero does for a living. The problem? His hero is SpongeBob Squarepants. His ambition in life is to become a fry cook. FML

#13753652
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26300) - you deserved it (4195)

On 11/07/2010 at 3:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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