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LH0026's FML badges
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You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
LH0026's favorite FMLs
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
by aliezzedine / 02/02/2012 at 6:32am / Lebanon / Miscellaneous
by lol / 01/25/2012 at 10:54am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 11:33am / United Kingdom (Armagh) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/26/2011 at 12:54am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by blacktyaffair / 11/09/2011 at 9:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/31/2011 at 6:09am / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML
by last literate / 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Work
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
by cmd102 / 10/20/2011 at 5:18pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I thought I'd be helpful and pick up my Dad's car from the repairs shop for him while he was at work. So, on my own, I hopped in my car and I drove the 15 minutes out to the shop. Only upon arriving did I consider the situation I'd put myself in. FML
by BackAndForth / 10/18/2011 at 12:27am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
by Username / 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML
by jesus christ / 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm / United States / Kids
by AL / 09/21/2011 at 1:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML
by Jace / 08/19/2011 at 6:36pm / United Kingdom (Aberdeen City) / Love
by Stevie / 08/16/2011 at 2:52am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- Today, after getting stressed out by my parents having a serious fight for hours, I'm now listening… Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. When… Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready…