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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1950 (65 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11493
  • Number of comments : 280
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

About LH0026 : My badge-hunting philosophy is "have no shame". Determined to get my 68 likes, one like at a time. Go ahead. Click that button.

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LH0026's favorite FMLs

Today, I put a picture of my cat on Facebook. A stranger sent me a message saying how "attractive" she was and that her eyes are "very seductive". So, basically, someone is trying to hit on my cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42867) - you deserved it (4726)

On 10/30/2013 at 3:03am - animals - by meow (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38994) - you deserved it (2654)

On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44915) - you deserved it (5676)

On 09/16/2013 at 7:09am - love - by Kit (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, my daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she thinks she'll be by then. She said, "Thirty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60975) - you deserved it (15187)

On 08/06/2013 at 11:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57071) - you deserved it (8974)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47614) - you deserved it (8376)

On 07/27/2013 at 1:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46752) - you deserved it (34294) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I was marking exams. I then had to explain to many of the students that (a) pigs are not aquatic animals and (b) sharks do not have lungs. These are university students. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44768) - you deserved it (3875)

On 07/15/2013 at 5:14pm - work - by lame-o-prof (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend of six weeks dumped me when she learned that Macedonia, where I was born, is in Europe. Apparently, she thought that I was "Asian" and she doesn't want to date a "white guy." Yeah, I'm totally confused too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55913) - you deserved it (3715)

On 07/14/2013 at 4:08pm - love - by WTF (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55704) - you deserved it (9528)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48525) - you deserved it (5020)

On 07/06/2013 at 3:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37143) - you deserved it (7332)

On 06/26/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking my STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50775) - you deserved it (3121)

On 06/17/2013 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML


I agree, your life sucks (50652) - you deserved it (3379)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I admitted to my parents that I'm a pathological liar and I would like to go get help. They didn't believe me, and told me stop making stuff up. FML

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