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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1950 (65 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11655
  • Number of comments : 282
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

About LH0026 : My badge-hunting philosophy is "have no shame". Determined to get my 68 likes, one like at a time. Go ahead. Click that button.

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LH0026's favorite FMLs

Today, my laziness hit a new low when I tried closing my bedroom door using my mind. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11144) - you deserved it (19590)

On 07/25/2015 at 4:33am - misc - by elovan - United States (Iowa)

Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26356) - you deserved it (3047)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by wantmeasandwich (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36999) - you deserved it (2751)

On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32654) - you deserved it (4772)

On 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm - kids - by frozenpoo - United States

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30770) - you deserved it (3710)

On 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Studying is for crazy people. - United States (California)

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35501) - you deserved it (4924)

On 10/14/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by longdrive - United States (California)

Today, my coworker called in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma and asked if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's tried to use this excuse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45646) - you deserved it (3744)

On 07/09/2014 at 12:24am - work - by HowAreYouAlive - United States (Virginia)

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML


I agree, your life sucks (53886) - you deserved it (4594)

On 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by carebear1228 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49553) - you deserved it (29570)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49431) - you deserved it (5663)

On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start to panic. My teacher suggests I say whatever pops into my head. I blurt out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (42549) - you deserved it (8601) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail because he started a fight with a guy who didn't like owls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46512) - you deserved it (4325)

On 03/10/2014 at 4:22am - misc - by are you kidding me? - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44470) - you deserved it (8304)

On 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm - kids - by ashamed father (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43769) - you deserved it (2981)

On 11/15/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by mummer11 (woman) - Ireland

Today, I put a picture of my cat on Facebook. A stranger sent me a message saying how "attractive" she was and that her eyes are "very seductive". So, basically, someone is trying to hit on my cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43169) - you deserved it (4743)

On 10/30/2013 at 3:03am - animals - by meow (woman) - United States

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