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by Nick Pat / 09/30/2015 at 9:13am / Miscellaneous
by Nope / 06/26/2015 at 5:46pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by pleasedie / 05/07/2015 at 2:00pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by anon / 04/13/2015 at 8:51pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML
by whyeventry? / 08/02/2013 at 12:39am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
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