Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (18 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 January 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 660
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LAUREN_1053 : Hey!!!:) i don't have any idea what to put sooo...

LAUREN_1053's page activity

Visits<b>jgilmanx13</b> - 9 hours ago<b>FreshToDeathEf</b> - yesterday at 8:12pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 3:45pm<b>nishtz95</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 12:58pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 10:29pm<b>GeorgeCarter95</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 8:25pm<b>Rstein14</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 4:28pm<b>StraightKing</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 3:04pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 3:04pm<b>delilablue95</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 11:44am<b>tylervargo1</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 8:45am<b>MisterEx</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 6:58am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 12:37am<b>chickenlips23</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 10:05pm<b>ToxicLover29</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 8:31pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 5:38pm<b>hewbzy</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 5:25pm<b>jackroarrr</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 4:52pm

Liked!<b>hewbzy</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 11:25pm<b>Sailer16</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 2:20pm<b>Kor14</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 12:04am<b>robertd73</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 7:32am

LAUREN_1053's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.


Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

See all of LAUREN_1053's badges

LAUREN_1053's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (240652) - you deserved it (82300)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #12
  • Another month, another bunch of shitposts. Yes, it's time to delve into the postbag and have another look at the weird and wonderful stuff we've been sent by people from all over the world. Hope you…

Tuesday 3 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: