Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2763
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H : I AM BLACKIE CHAN!!!!!!

Im half chinese and half african american, but you can probably figure it out.

Sorry for that random burst of weirdness.......

Also, the second photo is a reference to my favorite show growing up and if you don't know it, then you've lived a sad life.

L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H's page activity

Visits<b>pam241</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 11:10pm<b>sleepwalker13</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 5:32pm<b>maydayyparade</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 11:23pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 12:38am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 12:28am<b>Shafro_0</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 9:14am<b>BigC_from_Bama</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 4:59pm<b>sullysair123</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 3:38am<b>rafa015</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 6:24am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 12:17am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 9:32pm<b>Liamj774</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 6:25pm<b>Raltizal</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 1:41pm<b>ricardof</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 9:28pm<b>ForeverAlone247</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 5:24pm<b>CloudyFromSteam</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 12:00pm<b>ZiaLynn</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 12:44am<b>kwyjibo8</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 12:56pm

Fucked!<b>Shafro_0</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 3:14pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 6:05am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 05/29/2014 at 9:08pm

L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.


Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H's badges

L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

by who_could_it_be / 08/06/2009 at 9:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

by NinjaPanda88 / 08/01/2009 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

by overachiever / 07/18/2009 at 5:35pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the park with a friend when I said "Gotta go, sorry. I've got court in an hour." The lady on the bench next to us then loudly complained how disgusting I was for being a criminal and threw her bird seed at me, dirtying my suit. I'm a lawyer with a case in an hour, not a criminal. FML

by Anonymous / 07/03/2009 at 3:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

by breathalizard / 05/02/2009 at 2:21am / United States (North Dakota) / Health

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

by Anonymous / 04/22/2009 at 5:46pm / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had brought her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the adderall they found in my desk. FML

by hatetheroommate / 04/16/2009 at 2:43pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

by blovesg / 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was taking the metro into DC for my internship. Two guys came in and started talking to each other in Arabic. One boy turned to the other said "Do you think shes cute?" The other responded "Her face is hideous but she has nice tits." I am fluent in Arabic. They were looking at me. FML

by sweet / 03/26/2009 at 2:08pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love

Today, as a bartender was carding my friends, I excitedly asked if he was going to card me. The guy gave me a blank stare before finally replying, "Look, lady, I don't have time to stroke some middle-aged woman's ego." I asked because it was my birthday. I just turned twenty-one. FML

by rebecca / 03/10/2009 at 5:31pm / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML

by astroloser / 03/07/2009 at 11:10am / Philippines (Rizal) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

by Kath / 02/08/2009 at 8:55am / Poland (Gdansk) / Love

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML

by damnit / 02/03/2009 at 5:47am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

by AKN / 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous