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by what / 09/25/2013 at 10:42am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML
by Craigslist is Evil. / 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by msmidnight1965 / 09/22/2013 at 1:22pm / Canada / Kids
by hoolagirl4422 / 09/20/2013 at 7:23am / Hong Kong / Love
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML
by Anonymous / 09/19/2013 at 1:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML
by interphaseprophasemetaphase / 09/04/2013 at 7:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by aherdofpigs / 09/02/2013 at 3:22pm / United States / Animals
Today, while writing a self-evaluation for my internship, I had to type up answers to certain questions and then submit them. After submission, I re-read one of the answers I had written that said, "After 3 months on the jon I finally feel like I have accomplished a lot." I had meant to write job. FML
by OnCompanyTimeToo / 09/01/2013 at 9:21pm / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/01/2013 at 7:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by fartz / 08/31/2013 at 2:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
by charlieg9 / 08/30/2013 at 8:33am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
by Thanks everyone / 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by AtLeastHaveADecientExcuse / 08/28/2013 at 9:25am / Miscellaneous
by Miami6and3 / 08/26/2013 at 2:22pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by theuglyone / 08/21/2013 at 11:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana…