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Kyle1dc

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Kyle1dc

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6426
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Kyle1dc : Video games are a lot like sex. At first you do cause its fun and you like it, then you find yourself doing it with close friends and people you like, but in the end if your REALLY good at it... you end up doing it for money.
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Feel free to send me a message or something, its pretty boring in the land of corn and soybeans.

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Kyle1dc's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend of one year and seven months left me for not wanting to have a baby yet. I'm seventeen years old. FML

#21482809
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29021) - you deserved it (2670)

On 10/21/2015 at 10:52pm - love - by kaitiem224 - United States (Kansas)

Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry Potter porn in the living room. FML

#21482519
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28217) - you deserved it (3448)

On 10/21/2015 at 8:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML

#21480502
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25526) - you deserved it (3197)

On 10/15/2015 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by GiveADogABone - United States

Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML

#21480476
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23527) - you deserved it (2123)

On 10/15/2015 at 5:47pm - misc - by lacucarcha (woman) - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML

#21425682
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37580) - you deserved it (6312)

On 06/14/2015 at 9:41am - kids - by afather - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

#21425769
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25835) - you deserved it (6747)

On 06/14/2015 at 2:35am - health - by flipflap (woman) -

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML

#21422583
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25630) - you deserved it (3643)

On 06/07/2015 at 11:35pm - love - by firstdategoals - United States

Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML

#21422575
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27409) - you deserved it (3429)

On 06/07/2015 at 11:13pm - animals - by terrified - United States (Kentucky)

Today, away at college, I called my grandmother to hear how she was doing after her knee surgery. She ended up talking about Hooters and how I should work there because of my "rare body". When I mentioned I've been studying computer science, earning a 3.8 GPA, she replied, "But you're a girl." FML

#21361518
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36527) - you deserved it (3197)

On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, alone on Valentine's day, I decided to eat chocolate and watch romantic comedies in bed. I had an allergic reaction to the chocolate which sent me to the ER. FML

#21356363
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33864) - you deserved it (3544)

On 02/14/2015 at 11:07pm - misc - by Rubyscooby212 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML

#21337152
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31385) - you deserved it (7434)

On 01/14/2015 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by imsorry (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML

#21324090
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29587) - you deserved it (2491)

On 12/25/2014 at 4:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my ex boyfriend got married to the girl he told me was his sister. FML

#21323420
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35955) - you deserved it (2899)

On 12/24/2014 at 4:49pm - love - by single - United States (Utah)



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