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Krystal3408

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 November 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2151
  • Number of comments : 160
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Krystal3408 : I'm an author, still in high school, intending to become a psychologist. Want to have a decent conversation? I'm never one to turn a nice person down.

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Visits<b>jonloran</b> - yesterday at 9:19pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 7:49pm<b>helloyes</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 9:11am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 10:31pm<b>Gillett</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 2:27pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 9:00am<b>aj9319</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 6:04am<b>iG_08</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 3:27am<b>Logicscmogic</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 12:30am<b>gearhead369</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 11:01pm<b>thebighurt</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 10:59pm<b>booze_n_bitches</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 8:11pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 7:04pm<b>Mae342</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 1:55am<b>nwdt3621</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 8:12am<b>muaest</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 2:00am<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 5:54am<b>amine91</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 4:16am

Fucked!<b>jonloran</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 12:08am<b>GAMERZxxHD</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 5:17am<b>LoveNnyl</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 1:41am<b>RA91</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 1:39am<b>funnypants12</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 9:14am<b>codesmithx</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 9:01am<b>pks2014</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 3:02am<b>jaakeeyy1</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 2:47am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 7:36am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 5:50am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 1:18pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 5:02am

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Krystal3408's favorite FMLs

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

#21315694
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35538) - you deserved it (4294)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war. Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style. FML

#21128082
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24159) - you deserved it (35036)

On 05/01/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by Mortifiedcharityworker (woman) - Austria

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

#21072961
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34063) - you deserved it (11865)

On 02/27/2014 at 6:59am - work - by doodler - United States (Texas)

Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML

#21063762
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18757) - you deserved it (40879)

On 02/17/2014 at 8:57pm - health - by Tomb Raider Wannabe (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time, after he repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me. He passed out halfway through. FML

#21002524
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49560) - you deserved it (6012)

On 12/23/2013 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by JoshuasGirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, it was my first day at my new job. I had to break up two fistfights, then leave work early with a black eye. This is not what I had in mind when I applied to work at a retirement home. FML

#20820605
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49252) - you deserved it (3576)

On 08/04/2013 at 4:51pm - work - by x_o (man) - Hungary (Gyor-Moson-Sopron)

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked down and saw blood smeared all over her hand and my junk. After I started screaming and crying, she laughed and said it was fake blood. She recorded everything. FML

#20820496
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70324) - you deserved it (9284)

On 08/04/2013 at 3:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML

#20820474
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48038) - you deserved it (2905)

On 08/04/2013 at 3:09pm - work - by Neanderthals walk among us (woman) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML

#20820394
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42900) - you deserved it (4243)

On 08/04/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by newbffswelcome (man) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

#20820283
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42250) - you deserved it (8135)

On 08/04/2013 at 12:53pm - misc - by no, don't save me or nothing (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband and I arrived in Barbados on vacation. We visited a club, and they had a selection of drinks with weird names. My husband ordered one called the Raging Bitch, flicked his finger towards me, and said to the barkeeper, "Might as well get something I'm used to." FML

#20820272
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45110) - you deserved it (10390)

On 08/04/2013 at 12:45pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML

#20820030
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57522) - you deserved it (7489)

On 08/04/2013 at 7:21am - animals - by Barking Mad - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my fiancé told me he wished he never met me and that he wished I didn't exist. Our wedding is next week. FML

#20819957
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51043) - you deserved it (4986)

On 08/04/2013 at 4:37am - love - by uniannonymous - United Kingdom (Merton)

Today, I was stretching after a group run. I noticed one of the girls was having problems balancing, so I told her that I have horrible balance too, but that it'll get better. She sneered and said she had a brain tumor when she was a kid, and that's why she has such bad balance. FML

#20819891
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45138) - you deserved it (6371)

On 08/04/2013 at 3:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML

#20819772
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43094) - you deserved it (18723)

On 08/04/2013 at 1:36am - intimacy - by Anon - Australia (Western Australia)



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