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Kruiser

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  • Number of visits : 1274
  • Number of comments : 57
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today I was complimentd on freckles. I don't actually ave freckles, just a load of blackeads tat won't go away. FML

#21322767
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27963) - you deserved it (3174)

On 12/23/2014 at 3:41pm - health - by eamiller (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML

#21302073
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36465) - you deserved it (3097)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML

#21284616
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33119) - you deserved it (2431)

On 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, mah best friend and I, after yeres of sexual tension, began to have sex for the first time. Things got heated and he decided to abruptly stand up with me around him. I got so nervous, spazzed out, and now have 37 staples in mah head courtesy of his bookshelf. FML

#21284031
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33358) - you deserved it (5486)

On 10/23/2014 at 9:25pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

TADAY MY USBAND TOUGT IT WOULD BE ROMANTIC TO PICK ME UP AN FALL ON TE BED WIT ME WILE WE WERE KISSING. OUR FACES SMASED TOGETER AS WE IT TE BED, AN MY TONGUE IS STILL BLEEDING ON AN OFF. FML

#21224768
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44972) - you deserved it (5366)

On 07/30/2014 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by WasntWorthIt - United States (New Hampshire)

Today , I almost got fird from work bacausa a customar complaind that I "thraw up gang signs" at him . I was blocking tha sun from ayas .

#21202372
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41599) - you deserved it (3005)

On 07/08/2014 at 12:26am - work - by MaddyN - United States (Oregon)

yesterday I'm 5 weeks pregnant and just found out that mah boyfriend has such a phobia of holding babies, that he's going to be the one most in ned of a diaper change when I give brth. FML

Taday at my all-night senior party , I was talking to the blind grlho I haven't had classes with since 9th grade !! I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

#21167586
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38062) - you deserved it (8918)

On 06/08/2014 at 10:17pm - misc - by It'd be nice to see you too. - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I ad to call a plumber out, because my idiot daugter clogged te pipes wile trying to looool flus a amburger down te toilet !!

#21142903
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39675) - you deserved it (6526)

On 05/17/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by her mom raised her (man) - Mexico

Today no matter how many toys an teddies she has an no matter how much I punish her I am most likely never going to be able to break my 10-week-old puppy's habit of stealing my underwear. She doesn't eat them or even chew on them. She steals them to sleep with. FML

#21096727
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37721) - you deserved it (5070)

On 03/26/2014 at 4:45am - animals - by Punphmelch (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today,hile working at Dairy Queen, a customer asked mehat was so special about our ice cream cakes, an how their different from regular cakes. I chuckled, an told her it's because their made from ice cream. She threw a fit,hich resulted in me being written up an sent home early. FML

#21096589
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38378) - you deserved it (5702)

On 03/25/2014 at 11:53pm - work - by Coryj1220 - United States (Kentucky)

Today upon being askd to name all the planets I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in mah head to remember them. FML

#21085874
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29021) - you deserved it (11224)

On 03/13/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Venus - United States (California)

Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, an got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbuck gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" an ended up throwing a punch at me. FML

#20999349
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42773) - you deserved it (2824)

On 12/20/2013 at 4:48pm - work - by the customer is always a cunt (man) - United States (Florida)

Today.. . a wierd guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert . Everyone talked abouthat a creep he was . I would have too.. . but he was my dad . fat FML

#20997867
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43656) - you deserved it (4480)

On 12/19/2013 at 8:48am - misc - by sammers27 (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa !! FML

#20994621
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53204) - you deserved it (2991)

On 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by confsused - Canada (Ontario)



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