About Krirn : AC-2/18/2012
Long time reader of FML, although I just came back from a short break, I don't comment too often but I'm still around.
I want to give a shout out to old faces that are still around, mainly because they give this place a familiar feeling:
(l'll add more when I see them)
And I'm going to be wondering what happened to a few others...
I love the irony when somebody comments "Your stupid".
About Krirn : AC-2/18/2012
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Krirn's favorite FMLs
Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
by NoBalls / 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
by I_Am_The_Edge / 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
by fmlfmlfml / 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm / United States (California) / Animals
by tool / 04/09/2009 at 2:03am / United States (Nevada) / Work
Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
by its_all_legit / 03/18/2009 at 11:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
by natty / 03/16/2009 at 12:02pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, a man on the train asked me if i had any change. I quickly responded with "no habla engles". He then tapped me on the shoulder and said "That would've been a lot more believable if you weren't reading that paper." FML
by nthor / 03/11/2009 at 2:05pm / United States (New York) / Money
by alhummel21 / 02/12/2009 at 2:45am / United States (California) / Love
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
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