About Krirn : AC-2/18/2012
Long time reader of FML, although I just came back from a short break, I don't comment too often but I'm still around.
I want to give a shout out to old faces that are still around, mainly because they give this place a familiar feeling:
(l'll add more when I see them)
And I'm going to be wondering what happened to a few others...
I love the irony when somebody comments "Your stupid".
About Krirn : AC-2/18/2012
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Krirn's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 9:31am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by whyme / 07/13/2011 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Love
by couldntholdit / 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
by JohnyP / 07/09/2011 at 3:04am / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML
by Anonymous / 07/08/2011 at 11:46am / Belgium (Liege) / Health
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
by Username / 07/08/2011 at 9:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Yoda / 07/08/2011 at 1:23am / United States (New York) / Geek
by Username / 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by asianlover / 06/30/2011 at 3:24am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML
by catherine / 06/17/2011 at 7:32am / United Kingdom (London) / Holidays
by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML
by gbhlaughingstock / 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
by who_could_it_be / 08/06/2009 at 9:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I… Today, I was talking to a customer, when I choked on my spit. After I could breathe again I was so… Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles…
- Today, I walked into a mirror in a shop. No one would have known had my face not stayed printed on… Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,…