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KrazieKleo

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KrazieKleo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2092
  • Number of comments : 255
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About KrazieKleo : My name is Harp. Wanna be pharmacist/pharmaceutical businessman:).

Update May 2015 got accepted into Doctor of Pharmacy program 😄💊💉🔬🏥

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KrazieKleo's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML

#14854535
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28868) - you deserved it (3519)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm - misc - by lifesux - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

#14852761
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32215) - you deserved it (8316)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:41pm - health - by Winchesterlover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52314) - you deserved it (3841)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70251) - you deserved it (6593)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

#14794923
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36573) - you deserved it (4822)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15176) - you deserved it (38195) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46720) - you deserved it (6636)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

#14594110
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37272) - you deserved it (3376)

On 01/15/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)



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