About Krajjan : Ex-Army. I have stayed sane with sarcasm, cynicism, and a healthy dose of sadism. I apologize if my medication's side effects offend you.
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Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML
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