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Today, I was taking a piss, when a mosquito came out of nowhere and headed straight for my dick. In my startled attempt to ward it away, I pissed all over everything, including myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40083) - you deserved it (13733)

On 05/16/2014 at 8:33pm - misc - by pissed off (man) - United States (California)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65639) - you deserved it (32868)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26008) - you deserved it (53603)

On 12/29/2013 at 2:01am - kids - by ConfusedDad - United States



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