About Kpalsm : I work in a casino and I like to slappa da bass.
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Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML
by jerk / 06/24/2009 at 2:44am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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