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  • Number of visits : 708
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Komaeda : My main interests are manga, anime, kpop, gaming, and horseback riding! Feel free to message me!

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Today, my friends and I were talking about our celebrity lookalikes. We decided that my friends all had attractive celebrity lookalikes, including Scarlett Johansson and Hayden Panettiere. When it was my turn, they decided that my "celebrity" lookalike is the Pillsbury Doughboy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27769) - you deserved it (3722)

On 01/04/2015 at 4:53pm - misc - by KD (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML


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On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML


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On 03/27/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by mookiemookie01 (woman) -

Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML


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On 01/28/2014 at 5:36pm - work - by soon to be unemployed (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML


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On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today, while driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone and asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good for our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good for anal." FML


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On 11/02/2013 at 9:21am - intimacy - by justme - United States (Ohio)

Today, a customer was paying for his food. As he placed the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I asked why. He replied, "You know, male stuff." FML

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML


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On 09/09/2013 at 2:42am - misc - by jessel_ladd92 (man) - United States

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML


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On 06/26/2009 at 9:32pm - work - by Fred (man) - United States (Michigan)

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