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Today, due to a new tattoo, I can't wear a bra for the next few days. My coworker knows about it and thought it would be funny to blast the air-con all day. I swear I could have used my nipples to type this, instead of my fingers. FML
by milliepede / 05/27/2016 at 12:03pm / Health
Today, while trying to sleep, my roommates were shouting in the next room. When I poked my head out to tell them to shut up, I was greeted to the sight of one of them with his knob duct-taped inside a gun holster, and the other one trying to rip it off. And they wonder why I'm not more social. FML
by NotEnoughBleach / 03/13/2016 at 11:58pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 03/13/2016 at 3:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML
by Anonymous / 02/10/2016 at 11:57am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by sydcaller618 / 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by hiitisbrooke / 11/23/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML
by Anonymous / 07/05/2015 at 1:42am / United States (Florida) / Love
by alaillama / 06/30/2015 at 6:19pm / United Kingdom (Ealing) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 11/17/2014 at 7:56pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by fatty / 11/17/2014 at 4:05pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2014 at 10:47am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I was counselling a soon-to-be teen mom. She has a younger step-brother, and when I asked her how she handled him when he cries, she said, "Oh, that's when you cover their face until they stop!" FML
by Anonymous / 11/16/2014 at 9:25pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by tine / 11/16/2014 at 4:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by wtfdad / 11/16/2014 at 12:29am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…