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KlimaKlima
  • Town/Country : Cranbrook, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 December 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1938
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Klima : Hello! I enjoy talking to new people so if you want to talk just message me 😄

Klima's page activity

Visits<b>RaspberryFlower</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 7:51pm<b>CamBamShamDaMan</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 11:43am<b>courtneylynn2464</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 12:54am<b>LoneWolf2879</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 8:29pm<b>JetSnipe42</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 4:30pm<b>WillowB47</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 8:36pm<b>prized_loser</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 9:56pm<b>ladyofdeath13</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 7:09pm<b>sam882</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 1:43am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 10:49pm<b>andrewbezy</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 8:16am<b>juststephhere</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 10:34pm<b>rileysmiley1</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 4:00pm<b>Stephanie001_</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 6:49pm<b>itta_pupu</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 4:36pm<b>Oriannah_xx</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 5:09am<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 8:17pm<b>sa5v</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 8:59pm

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Klima's favorite FMLs

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

#21524799
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16165) - you deserved it (1058)

On 02/10/2016 at 11:57am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my six-year-old son told me how it was funny that there's "a food chicken and an animal chicken". That's going to be a fun one to explain to him. FML

#21496064
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22140) - you deserved it (2292)

On 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm - kids - by sydcaller618 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML

#21495924
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24268) - you deserved it (4174)

On 11/23/2015 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by hiitisbrooke - United States (Michigan)

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML

#21436613
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28773) - you deserved it (2380)

On 07/05/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, a dog bit me on the bus. Instead of apologising, its owner said it was my fault because my hands "must smell of meat". I'm a vegetarian. FML

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML

#21300928
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20982) - you deserved it (33891)

On 11/17/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30660) - you deserved it (3639)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML

#21300816
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35425) - you deserved it (5554)

On 11/17/2014 at 4:05pm - misc - by fatty - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML

#21300667
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35221) - you deserved it (3912)

On 11/17/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was counselling a soon-to-be teen mom. She has a younger step-brother, and when I asked her how she handled him when he cries, she said, "Oh, that's when you cover their face until they stop!" FML

#21300330
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33433) - you deserved it (2458)

On 11/16/2014 at 9:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30967) - you deserved it (3615)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband and I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child. The only thing my father did was look at my husband and tell him his pull out game was weak. FML

#21299949
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38424) - you deserved it (4012)

On 11/16/2014 at 12:29am - kids - by wtfdad - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML

#21299788
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29569) - you deserved it (7664)

On 11/15/2014 at 8:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was watching The Walking Dead while in bed, when I heard a noise in the kitchen. I told myself I was just imagining things. Several hours later, as I was getting ready for sleep, I found out I'd actually been robbed. FML

#21299716
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41389) - you deserved it (6638)

On 11/15/2014 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by Slow_Walker (woman) - Georgia (Dushet'is Raioni)

Today, a customer limped over to me in one of the dishwasher aisles and asked if we sold dishwashers. I said yes and pointed at all the dishwashers. He looked around for a couple of seconds, belched, then said "Oh... right!" and walked off. No commission for me, then. FML

#21299572
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27034) - you deserved it (3973)

On 11/15/2014 at 1:20pm - work - by ChimerV (woman) - France (Lorraine)



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