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  • Town/Country : Nanaimo, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1587
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Klima : Hello! I enjoy talking to new people so if you want to talk just message me 😄


❤️ Rest in peace, mom. You fought a long, hard battle and I'm going to miss you so much. I love you ❤️

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Klima's favorite FMLs

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML

#21436613
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27856) - you deserved it (2311)

On 07/05/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, a dog bit me on the bus. Instead of apologising, its owner said it was my fault because my hands "must smell of meat". I'm a vegetarian. FML

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML

#21300928
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20472) - you deserved it (32924)

On 11/17/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29917) - you deserved it (3574)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML

#21300816
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34656) - you deserved it (5455)

On 11/17/2014 at 4:05pm - misc - by fatty - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML

#21300667
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34358) - you deserved it (3830)

On 11/17/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was counselling a soon-to-be teen mom. She has a younger step-brother, and when I asked her how she handled him when he cries, she said, "Oh, that's when you cover their face until they stop!" FML

#21300330
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32639) - you deserved it (2401)

On 11/16/2014 at 9:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

#21300031
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30162) - you deserved it (3536)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband and I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child. The only thing my father did was look at my husband and tell him his pull out game was weak. FML

#21299949
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35219) - you deserved it (3438)

On 11/16/2014 at 12:29am - kids - by wtfdad - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML

#21299788
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28333) - you deserved it (7447)

On 11/15/2014 at 8:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was watching The Walking Dead while in bed, when I heard a noise in the kitchen. I told myself I was just imagining things. Several hours later, as I was getting ready for sleep, I found out I'd actually been robbed. FML

#21299716
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40301) - you deserved it (6490)

On 11/15/2014 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by Slow_Walker (woman) - Georgia (Dushet'is Raioni)

Today, a customer limped over to me in one of the dishwasher aisles and asked if we sold dishwashers. I said yes and pointed at all the dishwashers. He looked around for a couple of seconds, belched, then said "Oh... right!" and walked off. No commission for me, then. FML

#21299572
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25771) - you deserved it (3803)

On 11/15/2014 at 1:20pm - work - by ChimerV (woman) - France (Lorraine)

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML

#21299468
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28004) - you deserved it (2985)

On 11/15/2014 at 9:43am - misc - by coveholli - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I realized that at 20 years old I already have noticeable wrinkles around my eyes. But to balance it out, my chronic acne keeps me looking youthful. FML

#21299204
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30706) - you deserved it (2674)

On 11/14/2014 at 9:18pm - health - by Unlucky (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML

#21299095
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29862) - you deserved it (2609)

On 11/14/2014 at 6:12pm - misc - by loner - United States (Wisconsin)



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