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Today, I told my dad about my new diet. He somehow figured I was only doing it to look more attractive to guys, because he told me my weight is fine and that it's just my personality that needs work. Thanks a lot, Dad. FML
by Anonymous / 06/11/2016 at 8:39am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by poorbeauty / 06/10/2016 at 6:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by thedancingtit / 06/07/2016 at 1:11am / United States (Alaska) / Kids
Today, I'm filling in as a secretary. My only job is to answer the phone. So far the phone has rung three times: when I was in the bathroom, when I went to get the mail and when I was shredding papers where there is no phone. Everyone here thinks I am slacking off. FML
by mdimanzy / 06/06/2016 at 4:20pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
by Ansharus / 06/06/2016 at 9:47am / Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/31/2016 at 12:11pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/29/2016 at 11:15am / Denmark / Miscellaneous
by Lexyy17 / 05/27/2016 at 10:43pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend added me to his friends' private Whatsapp group, after weeks of asking him to include me in more of his life. It turns out almost all they do is post pictures of their shits and rate them. There is nearly a year's worth of pictures. FML
by ~~~~ / 05/27/2016 at 2:45pm / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Miscellaneous
Today, due to a new tattoo, I can't wear a bra for the next few days. My coworker knows about it and thought it would be funny to blast the air-con all day. I swear I could have used my nipples to type this, instead of my fingers. FML
by milliepede / 05/27/2016 at 12:03pm / Health
by Anonymous / 05/20/2016 at 7:29am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, I took my AP US History exam. For some reason, my school let the school nurse proctor the exam. She read the instructions for the wrong test and told us to seal up our tests, despite having another section left in that book. She wouldn't listen to us when we tried to tell her. FML
by soccerswim20 / 05/18/2016 at 8:46pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Chin... uh.... / 05/10/2016 at 6:42pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by Erin / 05/09/2016 at 10:18pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
by filipkm / 05/06/2016 at 10:37am / Slovenia (Ljubljana) / Health