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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 252
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About Kiztalee : Hi my names Krista. Im a super pale 17 year old ginger who loves animals and Star Trek next generation. Some of my favorite performers / bands are,Modest Mouse, The Tallest Man on Earth ,mimicking birds, the early stuff of thenewno2 , Led Zeppelin, and the beatles of course:) really any music from the 70's era. Ive been in a relationship sense 9/17/12 and have playing guitar since February . So yea that's enough rambling. Feel free to message me on kik ag kizta, unless your some creep trying to have cyber sex.

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