About Kittiecat511 : I a teenage girl who loves cats reading and surprisingly not much of a social life, who needs friends wen u hav cats? I love pickles and i do drink the pickle juice cause y waste it? Im single and plan on keeping it that way. I enjoy staying up late reading and thinking. I love music and am obsessed with stuffed animals.🐱🍪📚📖🔦
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by tine / 11/16/2014 at 4:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by datgurllllukno / 10/15/2014 at 2:26am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML
by Anonymous / 09/29/2014 at 11:42am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
by thebigtwinkie / 09/10/2014 at 3:52am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Love
by cat lady / 08/30/2014 at 7:56am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals
Today, my parents sat me down and told me that I'm adopted. I took it in stride, and reassured them that as far as I'm concerned, they're my true parents. That annoyed them. Apparently the whole thing was a prank for a YouTube video, which I ruined by not crying or freaking out. FML
by hannahka / 08/29/2014 at 2:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by BagelTheOtaku / 08/20/2014 at 1:15am / United States (Georgia) / Health
by emmamrose7 / 08/14/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
by poorman / 08/11/2014 at 3:54pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, after ignoring my concerns and declaring that "safety equipment's for pussies", my husband went rock climbing for the first time. He only sprained his ankle, but is acting like it's broken. He's now playing video games in bed and pissing in a bucket because walking is "too painful". FML
by Anonymous / 08/11/2014 at 12:27pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Love
by weirded out / 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
by ms98 / 08/05/2014 at 12:52am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/31/2014 at 1:28pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/31/2014 at 12:24pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2010 at 12:20am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…