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  • Town/Country : Davie, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 478
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About Kitten_2510 : My name is Haylee, I'm 22, and I'm a doctoral student at Nova Southeastern University. I've been in a long distance relationship with my bf since 10/27/14.

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Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53146) - you deserved it (4305) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (461947) - you deserved it (66724)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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