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  • Town/Country : South Gate, United States
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  • Number of visits : 39282
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>ohrainbowdash</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 1:14pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 7:18pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 1:38pm<b>AmandaTiger</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 9:49pm<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 1:03pm<b>ninjakitty254</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 9:42pm<b>rainbow_llamas</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 11:15pm<b>KatieKoala</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 1:30pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 12:28am<b>expertsmilee</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 2:18pm<b>KagamineRinny</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 2:25am<b>kirstenmartin</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 10:14am<b>Snake1105</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 4:43pm<b>Miizuo</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 10:14am<b>W31rdG1rl</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 4:27am<b>apineapple</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 6:43pm<b>mzrayray</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 11:46pm<b>NoticeMeSenpai</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 4:22pm

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Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML

by mafille / 03/18/2015 at 11:22pm / France / Kids

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

by brokeforever / 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm / Latvia (Riga) / Animals

Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone call. They were impressed with me. That's when my son decided to throw a tantrum asking for food. After some silence, the caller told me they were looking for someone who wasn't juggling little kids at home and hung up. My son is 20. FML

by Stressed Mother / 03/18/2015 at 5:26pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML

by Speechless / 03/18/2015 at 4:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML

by Anonymous / 03/10/2015 at 3:11pm / Intimacy

Today, I overcame my lack of social confidence and got a date for the first time in 10 or so years. After a while, my date admitted that she's a schizophrenic with dissociative identity disorder. I guess it's back to being single. FML

by CrazyInLove / 03/10/2015 at 2:02am / United States (Colorado) / Love

Today, my mom demanded that I go into the basement and fix the water heater. I told her that I had no idea how to fix it, so she threw my phone down the stairs, told me to Google it, and locked the basement door behind me. It's been two hours. FML

by MyMomIsInsane / 03/09/2015 at 8:28pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML

by Like mother like daughter / 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML

by anonymous / 02/20/2015 at 6:49pm / United States (Arkansas) / Animals

Today, a police car hit my parked vehicle, likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me, I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket for 'impeding a police officer'. My car was in my driveway. FML

by Anonymous / 02/16/2015 at 1:01am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML

by m33p / 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was in charge of taking a delivery of new office chairs for the meeting room at work. The delivery men took the old chairs, but left without delivering the new ones. I can't get in contact with them, and we have a big meeting first thing tomorrow. FML

by ansarias / 02/03/2015 at 9:35am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work

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Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML

by StantheMan93 / 02/02/2015 at 6:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

by itsemilyc / 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, my Breaking Bad obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks." during foreplay. My vagina just about turned into a desert on the spot. FML

by SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! / 02/01/2015 at 11:17am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy