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by Anonymous / 04/05/2015 at 11:31pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Itsbeen8years / 04/05/2015 at 3:18pm / Slovakia (Bratislava) / Health
by Wellfu / 04/02/2015 at 10:48am / Europe / Work
by Sam / 04/01/2015 at 7:37am / Netherlands (Groningen) / Work
by zetuga / 04/01/2015 at 3:40am / United Kingdom (Luton) / Intimacy
by Anon / 04/01/2015 at 2:06am / United States (California) / Love
Today, on my day off, I received a call from my boss asking why I wasn't at work yet. After getting dressed and an hour-long train ride later, I got there only to find out that it was an April Fool's prank. I had to take the train back home. FML
by IDontGetPaidEnoughForThisShit / 03/31/2015 at 10:15pm / Australia (Victoria) / Work
Today, I was fired from job as a personal trainer. Why? Because I was working out with a friend while off-duty. Apparently, working out with a friend on a day off means I am training them under the table. FML
by anonymous / 03/31/2015 at 12:47pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML
by people suck / 03/28/2015 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Work
by BirthdayBoy / 03/27/2015 at 11:42pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML
by biblepain / 03/27/2015 at 10:12pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
by screwedupfuck / 03/27/2015 at 5:19pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by BERNDTOAST / 03/27/2015 at 11:27am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by cherokeems / 03/26/2015 at 1:44pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by pikachu_43 / 03/21/2015 at 11:14am / United States (California) / Health