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Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 6:46pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm / United States / Money
by Caroline1812 / 04/24/2015 at 7:58pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 3:39pm / Ireland (Laois) / Intimacy
by bleue / 04/23/2015 at 8:27am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Kids
Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML
by fuck / 04/18/2015 at 10:38am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by rachlette / 04/17/2015 at 5:47pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/14/2015 at 3:21am / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Love
by transcendingnerd / 04/13/2015 at 6:46am / Philippines (Manila) / Kids
by yupthissucks / 04/13/2015 at 5:00am / United States (Georgia) / Transportation
by NotALuckyGuy / 04/07/2015 at 12:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by stitchesgirl12 / 04/07/2015 at 12:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, after over six weeks of not getting a single shift at my part time job, I finally went in to meet my new manager. He didn't even know I existed. Apparently my old manager lied and said I quit so they hired someone else. FML
by nattlecakes / 04/07/2015 at 3:23am / United States (California) / Work
Today, while at my job, a couple became angry with me because I charged them for an extra ranch they'd ordered, as I'm supposed to. When I explained how it says in the menu how any additional sauces are an extra charge, she said nastily, "That's okay, we'll just take it out of your tip". FML
by hexphoenix / 04/06/2015 at 8:58pm / United States (California) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…